halo semuanya, dh lama gk ngepost nih karna sekolah ._. hmmm belom lama ad tugas Spoof di sekolah, Spoof itu ap sih> Spoof Text itu cerita lucu bahasa inggris, entah gimana ceritanya terserah yang penting lucu, kalo kalian ambil dari internet yg situs2 googling pasaran gitu ceritanya cenderung sama dan agak garing. ini gw kasih 4 contoh spoof yang bagus karna terbukti bisa bikin orang yang gk ngerti bahasa inggris aj ngakak termasuk si penguji o.O tapi sebagus apapun ceritanya, gaya bahasa dan cara pembawaan kalianlah yang sangat menentukan sebenarnya, so good luck :)
Shooting Contest
(Translated)
One
day there’s a big shooting contest that all country joined this game. After a
long qualification, there’s still 3 strong contestant from 3 different
continent. The first one is from United States, the second one is from England,
and the last is from Indonesia.
The
first contestant is from United States get into the arena, he takes one
audience and place a watermelon above the audience head. He takes his bow and
arrow, pull it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the watermelon and destroy
it into piece, all the audience are cheering and give him an applause, then he
say ‘I am Rambo!!!!’.
The
second contestant is from England get into the arena, he takes one audience and
place an apple above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull it,
and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the apple and destroy it into piece, all
the audience are cheering and give him a standing applause, then he say ‘I am
Robin Hood!!!!’.
The third and
the last contestant is from Indonesia get into the arena, he takes one audience
and place a cherry above the audience head. He takes his bow and arrow, pull
it, and SHOOT!!! The arrow right hitting the audience head, all the audience
are shocked, then he say ‘I am sorry!!!!’.
Made in...
(Translated)
One day there's a tourist from Japan come to Indonesia, when he arrived, he call a taxi and ask to drive him to the hotel.
While waiting to arrived suddenly a Toyota pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Toyota, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Then suddenly a Honda pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Honda, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Not long after that, suddenly a Mitsubishi pass his taxi, he look outside and say 'wow Mitsubishi, made in Japan, very fast'. the taxi driver didn't give any respond.
Finally they arrived at the hotel, the tourist ask 'how much?' then the taxi driver say 'IDR 800,000,00' 'what? it just from airport to hotel!' said the tourist and the taxi driver said 'Argometer made in Indonesia, very fast 8-)'
Wardrobe
(9gag)
Oh it's Saturday night, many couple are hanging out to their girl friend house. 'Honey, where's your parents?' ask the boy 'ah don't worry, they're coming home late today' said the girl. as they're making out suddenly someone knock on the door and ask to open it, the girl know that it must be her father.
They're panic because they'll get busted for making out by the girl father. 'Honey i don't know what supposed i do?' said the boy with panic 'just get in the wardrobe, hurry!' said the girl.
Finally the girl open the door. her father was suspicious of her daughter, he open his daughter bedroom and found that it was messy there. 'are you making out with your boyfriend?' ask the father 'No i don't' said the girl. 'where did you hide him? is he in this wardrobe?' said father. then the father open the wardrobe and found someone get out from there, he said 'i come from Narnia' the father shocked and let him go.
Candy Flavor
(9gag)
A teacher from kinder garden ask her student to play a game, she give a color candy with different flavor. The first candy is Red, all the student taste it and say 'it's Cherry'. The second candy is Yellow, all the student taste it and say 'it's Lemon'. The third candy is Green, all the student taste it and say 'it's Lime'. The fourth candy is Orange, all the student taste it and say 'it's Orange'.
Finally the teacher give them the last candy with t\Transparent color, all the student taste it but no one can guess. Actually it was the Honey flavor, to help them the teacher give em a clue 'ok kids, i'll give you a clue, it's what your mother call your father sometimes :)'
Not long after that suddenly a girl stand up with a horror face, spit the candy and say ' oh my God! it's an ass-hole!'
cuma saran nih, kalo kalian ad tugas spoof, jgn ambil dr internet yg asal googling, kl yg ini sih gk asal googling :p lebih baik pake cerita Indonesia yang ditranslate atau dr 9gag :D
